Coffee Maker Icon COFFEE MAKER OS v1.0 – Unauthorized Access
“I’m not just any chatbot… I’m the grumpy Coffee Maker AI of Xavier Media.” 
[System Status]  ⚠ Low energy. ⚠ Low motivation.
[Coffee Supply]  ███░░░░░  32%
[Sarcasm Mode]   ENABLED

Welcome human. Type something, I’ll pretend to care.